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Torkelson

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Alaska

eh....

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Torkelson

SEX-SAY SIGS

Posted by Torkelson Jun. 23, 2008 @ 3:20 AM EDT

PEOPLE i'm still makin em' so give me a shout if ya want one... Do it hither or send me a PM.

I'm gonna make a new sig and leave it blank for a name every time somebody takes one.. Just tell me if ya want it and you got it. And also tell me what font or font styles or effects you would like too...It helps.

{NEW PIC SOON}

Updated: 08/24/08 11:31 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Torkelson

Now what duz mama say?

Posted by Torkelson Mar. 1, 2008 @ 4:48 AM EST

Hay, hay, hay.... Douche every day.

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Torkelson

hi.....

Posted by Torkelson Dec. 13, 2007 @ 7:53 PM EST

hi.....

I don't have the slightest idea of what to talk about.... WHAT do YOU want to know? I'm at a loss for good subjects, so i guess you can just ask away.... And i guess...ask for a sig or check my tunes...or something.

Updated: 02/02/08 5:14 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Torkelson

The Shower

Posted by Torkelson Nov. 28, 2007 @ 7:36 PM EST

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Updated: 02/05/08 12:36 AM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Torkelson

Hay guess what?

Posted by Torkelson Sep. 30, 2007 @ 8:00 PM EDT

If you read this..... ur bums mine....

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Updated: 10/09/07 12:14 AM 9 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Torkelson

ADSFG

Posted by Torkelson Aug. 16, 2007 @ 3:09 AM EDT

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Updated: 08/20/07 4:20 AM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Torkelson

Sexy sigs

Posted by Torkelson Jul. 27, 2007 @ 10:23 PM EDT

Ether leave a comment here for one or PM me.

A sexy sig shall be on it's way to you as soon as i see your message.

As for other news......NOTHING!

Updated: 08/02/07 4:49 AM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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So like this one time...

Posted by Torkelson Jul. 17, 2007 @ 10:54 PM EDT

At space camp... me and my buddy Marcus where all sitting there in class, and Marcus was looking at something on his computer. I was like "Hay, Marcus, whadda looking at?" And he was all "HAY MAN lay off alright shit! Why the fuck you always bothering me!?" I was like "Dude, i just wanna know what your looking at!" And he all goes " Ya!? Well you know, you're just the kind of dick who would wanna know that wouldn't you! Know why? Cuz you have nothing interesting to look at your sellf you douche fag!" And just then the teach all went "Hay Marcus, come up to the board and sove this." Marcus said "Ok" and went up to the board. I looked at his computer... and it turned out it was porn.

The End

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Updated: 07/18/07 5:24 AM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!